Let me tell you something about Acacia. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going on tumblr which is totally amazing then she made one, and Acacia was like, weirdly in love with herself. Like, if I would go on tumblr, she’d be like, posting a million photos of herself And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with yourself?” So then, for my birthday party, which was a non whore pool party, I was like, “Acacia, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re a whore.” I mean I couldn’t have a whore at my party. There were gonna be 14 year old girls there that are still *virgins*. I mean, right? She was a WHORE. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she deleted her tumblr because no one would talk to her after she posted her tits in a bra, and she came back like two days later, all of her friends hated her and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s becoming more of an attention whore.
